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Sweat originating from the scrotum of males (ball sweat)
When I tea bag Brett's mom, she loves to lick my chode butter.
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Useless, selfish person. Particularly someone who takes advantage of others and leeches off of them.
Our one roomate is a total chode. All he ever does is eat everyone's food and he hasn't paid in for the heat bill in 3 months.
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a ugly guy wit a hott gurl, or an ugly gurl wit a good lookin guy
j-lo and ben affleck
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A dick that is wider than long. Like Farve from Super Troopers.
Ew. That guy has a fucking chode.
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A chode 1 is primarily described as a short and stubby penis, often wider than it is long. Not to be confused with chode 2, a chode 1 often has a much more negative connotation than that of the latter chode definition.
Lauren: Hey there!
Joey: Hey, want to uh,um...
Lauren: Sure
Joey: <Pulling out his chode 1>
Lauren: Actually I have uhm... other plans
Joey: This always happens! Why am I shunned by society because of my chode 1? O well, the chode convention starts in 20 minutes, I can still make it!
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Someone, always a guy, that can never not be a Douchebag, Asshat, Jack Off, Schmuck, and or Scum Bag, no redeeming qualities!
Joe is a TOTAL CHODE!
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Noun: A bumhole that has engulfed such a large amount of chodes the skin has worn away and the ass has become a black hole like vaccuum that can no longer accept men for pleasure.
I met this guy the other night. He was nice, but he had such a chode hole!
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