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clock fuck

When one is fucking against the clock, they have no desire for an intimate fuck or to feel the passion and desire of the moment. One has a job to do in a set period of time, this is a clock fuck. Fucking in a set period of time.

'My parents will be home in 15 minutes.... We're going to have to clock fuck'

by WPC July 19, 2015


bowls-o-clock

Time to smoke a nice fat bowl of weed.

B: Hey, do you know what time it is?
Me: 7:30?
B: IT'S BOWLS-O-CLOCK

by highpanther October 23, 2008


Clock Sucker

Jacob

Oh dude Jacob kept me up all night

That damn clock sucker

by Poopcockshit March 18, 2024


Clock-sucker

A person who loves telling people the time, even if they didn't ask.

Example of someone being a clock-sucker:
"Oh, hey, by the way, its half past ten. What do you mean you "didn't ask"?"

by Louise jennywenny May 2, 2023


cock clock

How much time passes between the beginning of intercourse and orgasm for a man.

My cock clock is usually about five minutes.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018


cock clock

When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.

Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.

by DOfficial May 30, 2019


scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.

My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.

by Sandolorian December 13, 2021