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The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.
When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
A kick in the dick to start your day right.
I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.
A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.
Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....
To completely finish a video game
Clocking is to 100% complete a video game, doing everything possible within it.
"Dude me and Darcy stayed up and clocked the new crash bandicoot in one night, it was sick"
A clock that Is a fucking asshole fuck you how did you even find this
A clock splatter isn't even a thing you dumbass hillbilly fucking asshole bitch cunt.
Yo wtf dies clock splatter mean
A time system based on the representation of time on a twenty four hour based system
Twenty-four-hour clock systems are 00:01 through 24:00
“Hey sir what time is it?”
“it’s Dab O Clock”
*Hits rig aggressively*