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when playing multiplayer on Call of Duty: Black Ops, you get killed by a tomahawk. what really happens is you suck on Tom's cock.
Black Ops: player 1 got killed by a tomahawk
Player 1: Damn! i just sucked on Tom's cock!!!
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to flip your errected penis into your wasteband. It is highly un-noticeable this way and it totally rocks your world.
Phil: Man I have a huge errection right now!
Dave: Don`t worry man, put it in a cock sling!
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The National Monument in Dam Square in Amsterdam. Called such because it resembles a large, erect cock.
"Let's meet at Dam Cock at 3."
"Ja"
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A Nigger Cock is a dick above 9 inches attached to someone who knows how to use it. Race does not matter, they can be black or white. Common among the college sorority and fraternity scene. If a guy wants to have an official nigger cock then they have to go through a rigorous certification process with their local sorority chapter where they measure size and performance. If a guy has a sorority certified Nigger Cock they are given an official certificate, granted access to exclusive orgy and gangbang opportunities, and given an N word pass for life.
Our Delta Zeta sorority chapter convened and signed off that Chad does indeed have a Nigger Cock. They'll make the announcement this weekend and hold a ceremony where they'll give Chad his certificate.
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When a guy cheats on his gf by sleeping with another girl.
Girl 1: Hey girl, don't go near that guy, I heard he's a cheater cock.
Girl 2: Omg, shame shame poppy shame.
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A Giant Swig of Vodka followed by a Shot of Lemon Juice then chased with an Oreo
Did you see how fucked up Joey got from all those Cock Tornadoes last night?
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Snake bite piercings on the bottom lip.
Like a train track for your wang.
Ashley from WWE has a cock rail, how convenient!
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