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when playing multiplayer on Call of Duty: Black Ops, you get killed by a tomahawk. what really happens is you suck on Tom's cock.
Black Ops: player 1 got killed by a tomahawk
Player 1: Damn! i just sucked on Tom's cock!!!
The National Monument in Dam Square in Amsterdam. Called such because it resembles a large, erect cock.
"Let's meet at Dam Cock at 3."
"Ja"
to flip your errected penis into your wasteband. It is highly un-noticeable this way and it totally rocks your world.
Phil: Man I have a huge errection right now!
Dave: Don`t worry man, put it in a cock sling!
A Nigger Cock is a dick above 9 inches attached to someone who knows how to use it. Race does not matter, they can be black or white. Common among the college sorority and fraternity scene. If a guy wants to have an official nigger cock then they have to go through a rigorous certification process with their local sorority chapter where they measure size and performance. If a guy has a sorority certified Nigger Cock they are given an official certificate, granted access to exclusive orgy and gangbang opportunities, and given an N word pass for life.
Our Delta Zeta sorority chapter convened and signed off that Chad does indeed have a Nigger Cock. They'll make the announcement this weekend and hold a ceremony where they'll give Chad his certificate.
When a guy cheats on his gf by sleeping with another girl.
Girl 1: Hey girl, don't go near that guy, I heard he's a cheater cock.
Girl 2: Omg, shame shame poppy shame.
A Giant Swig of Vodka followed by a Shot of Lemon Juice then chased with an Oreo
Did you see how fucked up Joey got from all those Cock Tornadoes last night?
Snake bite piercings on the bottom lip.
Like a train track for your wang.
Ashley from WWE has a cock rail, how convenient!