Guy1: I told you, I don`t like broccoli!
Guy2: Oh yeah. By the way it's DON'T not "Don`t" you dumb noob!
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The fate of lame definitions sent to Urban Dictionary that start with:
- An incredibly attractive man who will...
- An act in which you pull your... into a girl´s... so she starts...
- X is an awesome girl. She is crazy! She is your best friend. X's are usually blonde with blue eyes.
- The coolest guy in the world!
- The act of desecration and contempt for the woman involved and, by extension, all women in which the man inserts his... into the woman´s... then producing a... that causes the girl to...
- An amazing person. Possessing super-human intelligence, dazzling looks, being extremely good at...
- An awesome human being who is so cool, you'll just have to...
- A machine, great in bed and extremely sexual, really smart, and adorably hilarious. You're lucky to have them in your life...
- She will only giggle, blush and shake her head-but not in a conventional way..
Well... you get the idea. Mostly, anything that does not follow Urban Dictionary´s Guidelines, but sometimes get approved by intellectually challenged teens who become UD editors in order to get approved theirs mates names, insults, or preteen retarded sexual fantasies.
A: "Oh My Gawd I can´t way to see Rita´s name published by Urban Dic!"
B: "What did you send?"
A: "Well... you know... RITA: the most epic, awesomest, girl in the whole planet. A Rita is...."
B: "Ok... I get the idea but, how do you think they will publish such a stupid definition instead of a well-deserved Don´t Publish?"
A: "I have a friend who is an Urban Dic editor and he promised."
B: "Holy crap!"
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if you don't plan to, then why are you planning?
I don' t plan to go to you'r birthday party! YA GAY!
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Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
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when someone is fucking crazy but in a good way or when he`s so firious that he "don`t see in the eyes" - gramer does not count when using this phrase. usally added to some other bad english bad gramer phrases and an extreem Israely eccent.
I`m telling you, the guy is crazy in the head! don`t see in the eyes!!
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because it hurts :(
U hit a bro and he says "don`t dab on them teeth"
the bro ask "what?"
The other bro "it hurts"
when you shove your pp into the charging hole of ur chromebook, making cum squirt all in it and on the volume button. this can also make phub open and give you a fun time.
Example: I had the best Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook last night. The cum was everywhere.
Example: I fucked ur mom...dont ask her shes still open cheeked on the bed. Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook