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When you’re unpredictable and your friends can’t take you anywhere without having to worry about what’s going to set you off this time or what you might say to someone. My buddy cody and I used to bar hop all over this town. Yeh, almost got us banned for life from everywhere we went.
Hey wanna check out that new place they just opened up this weekend?
Yeh sure, but what about cody?
What. About. Cody.
Oh idk he might get us banned from that place, well let’s do it anyway cause he’s our friend and it’ll be fun..
When you pretend to be someone’s friend for 20+ years. Only to reveal at one of the most critical transitional points in your life while attempting to figure out how to move forward and are offered the opportunity to work together to build something that hasn’t been done before they decide to kick them while their down, steal your girlfriend and ghost you knowing they were the only two friends left after a long truth and twisted road of unfortunate circumstances, long lasting consequences, life long saga of strange, unexpected, hilarious, heartbreaking, frightening, riveting, extraordinary, unforgettable & terrifying moments, events, scenarios, what have you’s, by dammits, good gawd man’s and tutt tutt yeh rights the likes of which had never be seen and they called themselves tenacious d. For no particular reason.
Don’t bother coming to my funeral cody, no you know what actually, you be there and make sure it’s a folgers can. Then idk. Plant it or done sht.. jerk
When your friend gets you thrown out of places and you’re not sure why.
Hey! What happened in there man?
Oh nothing, those people are just dicks
They said you threatened them cody
Ah nah wasn’t like that man, I just.. hey fuck em let’s go to the next one man
Cody is synonymous with being a pussy and possibly a flamer. Likes to play with red headed bearded guys.
Quit being a Cody, do you need a man to carry that 12 pack of soda.
The kinda guy that buys a motorcycle and talks about it all the time even though he can't ride it by himself. Generally brags about working in the union and smokes pall mall cigarettes that he bums off his dad.
I met cody Graham yesterday. He kept talking about his motorcycle, but I'd be surprised if he can ride a 10 speed.