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green fever: when your friend can't handle his weed and pukes to try and come down.
Kid: dude rip this bong.
Pussy: Just looking at the bong makes me gag *blauauaugh*
Kid: lmao, you got green fever. fuckin pussy
Noun. - The belief, with varying degrees of seriousness, that the world will end on December 21, 2012, based on a highly idiosyncratic interpretation of the ancient Mayan Long Count calendar, which pinpoints this precise date as the end of a 125-year long cycle.
Why are we planning on having kids, anyway? It's not like they'll live to see 2013.
Katrina has a serious case of Maya fever. I don't think the "2012" movie helped matters at all.
Essentially a more widely accepted term for a hangover; one may come down with the "Brown bag fever" only after a night of drinking, hence the term 'brown bag' was coined refering to the brown bag that is placed over alcohol when purchased at a liqour store and 'fever' to refer to the sick, nearly fever-ish feeling one gets from drinking too much.
Boss: Why were you sleeping at your desk this morning?
Employee: Sorry, I just have a case of the "Brown bag fever"
A common problem faced by frequent posters on facebook. After posting too often a pink box appears telling you to slow down when in reality they have already stopped you from posting
oh man i have Pink Box Fever again.
The love of homosexual teen singer. Often like rabies: very contagious.
Screaming for no reason. Shouting I have got the Beiber Fever
fever of the anus gland is one of the up most dangerous diseases in existence.
think of hiroshima of the anus. times 10, the subtract 5 and add 39. thats how bad it is.
there is no known cure, but someday, some blissfull and painless day, there will be.
there are 5 symptoms:
1) uncontrollable laughter
2) pooping a little in your pants
3) face aches
4) people thinking your dilerious
5)... the unspeakable, think vietnam and world war two all rolled up in a brown explosion of sweetcorn and bloody dingleberries.
then death.
HITLER named the BLITZ after this illness, as blitz rhymes with the shits, a common name for this condition.
"OH MA GAWD, OF GOT FEVER OF THE ANUS GLAND" - the Cream of Sum Yung Guy
"GURRD DARRRMNIT I DUN GOT MA ANUS EXPLODED" - Harold P. Redneck
When one’s fanny is constantly itching/stinging irregularly.
margret: Why are you itching your private area so ferociously!?
jane: sorry babes, i’ve got ferocious fanny fever.