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When a wisconsinite puts cheese curds in a condom and freezes it. After it’s frozen it’s used as anal beads.
Did you hear, Tommy gave Chad the Wisco dirt star last night.
After I took a crap I wiped my ass with some dirt circle destroyer. Ending up with shit all over my tips.
A) That guy is a Michigan dirt farmer
B) You're a Michigan dirt farmer!
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The title refers to what happens to a skydiver when his parachute doesn't deploy: you hit the dirt at very high speed and most likely die.
Oh man, his parachute didn't open. Prepare for some high speed dirt!
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Shitting in your hand and using it as lubrication for masturbation.
Brett left a steamy mess after performing the Dartmouth Dirt Stroke.
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A guy who likes to give a lot of anal action only a regular basis.
Joe gets a lotta ass, he's a dirt box crusader.
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when a person poops, sneezes, bleeds, pukes and ejaculates all at once.
Whoaaaaa, did you hear about the new big trend on Tiktok - it’s called the American dirt pie! I saw Lil Huddy do it on Charli Damelio’s face.
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