Alex Human

THE BIGGEST LEGEND ON EARTH

Yo man, I just pulled an Alex Human off!

Dude I saw! You're SUCH A LEGEND!

:)

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Human Error

An error which is caused by human mistakes (usually French people)

Shit I made a mistake, this human error will be why we die :( I prolly made this mistake because I'm French :/ Oui oui baguette croissant

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human killer

when somebody lies about everything for attention, they may lie about such things as killing people, being the number one kung-fu ist in the world, and also losing your virginity at the age of four

oh for fucks sake human killer is coming over

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human pouch

An all purpose storage location within all humans. Generally used by video game characters with large inventories

A: Dude, where did that gun go?
B: Shit A dawg, mans dun put it in his human pouch, yo
A: Word

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Human trash

A dirty, filthy creature known as Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler is human trash

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Human Vibrater

When one has sex with an epileptic chick while having clap on clap off lights.

The clapping of her cheeks rapidly switches the lights on and off, giving her a seizure and creating a vibrating effect.

"Man, it was amazing using my new clap on clap off lights with Rebecca, she turned into a human vibrater!"

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Human Filth

Riley Sharp.

Riley Sharp is Human Filth.

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