Internet Zombie

Someone who does nothing but uses the internet all day and consumes content is never satisfied and never contributes.

Man grow a brain and stop being such an internet Zombie!

Internet Starvation

When you don't use the Internet for at least 3 days.

A: Where's C?
B:He's at the internet cafe since 4:00.
A:What happened to him?
B:C suffered Internet Starvation for 1 whole month.
A: :(

There's nothing on the internet

That ineffable boredom that overcomes one when surfing on the fastest Internet connection on Earth .... and there's still nothing worth looking at.

God! I should have gone out tonight, THERE'S NOTHING ON THE INTERNET!!!

Internet Digging

1.Looking for information about someone online

2.Looking up on the internet random things in hopes that you might find something cool or weird.

friend 1: dude guess what?
friend 2: what?
friend 1: so I was internet digging yesterday and found a random public google drive folder filled 342 images of literal hotdogs.

internet opinions

Something you're not allowed to have no matter what and if you try to back it up you get called names so just dont have one.

Person 1- "I commented on my favourite persons video saying i liked it and that they're my favourite then everyone called me names"
Person 2- "Yep thats what happens when you have internet opinions"

internet profit

The moral gain one receives from trolling a thread or status.

That guy is a douchebag, but he sure brings in some serious internet profit.

Internet Red

A word-to-word translation of 'Wang Hong'. Wang internet/net, Hong red.

noun:
- A Chinglish Chinese Englsih word means "Influencer", "Content Producer".

adjective:
- popular things, i.e. locations/shops/products/jobs ect., because they are highly-rated in social media.

noun:
- Chef Wang Gang now have 1.13 M subscription on his YouTube channel, and this made him an Internet Red.

- 'Wang hong' is someone who has lots of followers, but unlike bloggers they do not need to be seen as a content expert. Instead they are influencer due to their looks or their sense of humour.

adjective:
- Chef Wang Gang's 'Red Braised Pork' teast reaaaally good! No wonder it is an 'internet red' recipe.