That OG from Sandiego
neva late, neva early Just N Tyme
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1 a : To provide lubrication for an over sized penis (as it compares to vagina).
b : The advanced completion of the starfish technique.
2 a : Natural anti chaffing method.
b : The best way to sanitize a wound.
Girl: Wait...i dont think its gona fit.
Guy: Spit on it (just the tip)
Guy: Can i use the back door?
Girl: (No response because shes in the starfish position)
Guy: *spitting noise*
Guy1: AHH!!!
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I just cut my finger!
Guy2: Stop being a pussy and spit on it.
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If two people are having sex in a room (and the room must have two doors to get in and out of), a group of people adorned in golf attire and golf clubs shall walk into the room through one door, drop a golf ball, and hit it out of the other door.
COUPLE HAVING SEX: Get the fuck outta here!
GOLFERS: Sorry, we're just playing through. You guys were going really slow.
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Apparently the storm is just around the corner.
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What people who don't think they need to be forgiven for anything call people who think they'll be forgiven for everything. Normally it's fun to point out hypocrisy, but when the person doing so is being a hypocrite in the process, it threatens to break the Logical Shitstorm Continuum.
"Godless people like to point out all the just-in-case Christians, yet they're no better since they don't think they require forgiveness for anything. Must be nice to always have a clear conscience because you're your own god."
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phrase used to get yourself out of something bad you said earlier
you: your a stupid dickface
them: wtf?!?!!
you: i'm just sayin'
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Description of a relationship between a man and woman who are enjoying hot and steamy passionate sex, but dont want relationship. just "good" friends
Last night i went to Mark's house, he is just a good friend.
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