One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.
Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.
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Well many people might not believe this but Obamas last name is Obama! People might get confused but trust me its not confusing basically its like saying whats (Anna Jackson) Jacksons last nameππππππ
Chad: No one in this world knows obamas last name.
You: Obamas last name is Obama ππ
Chad: Nahh fam π you ruined the joke LLL bozo bozo bo-
You: stfu jokes are ment to be funny for example the day you were born πππ
Chad: πππ
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Though we all know Obama's last name will most likely never be truly discovered, some may argue that his last name could be "the second", and judging at his full name from google, "Barack Hussein Obama II", I would agree
P1: hey, P2, have we found out Obama's last name yet?
P2: sadly, I don't think so.
P3: actually, his last name is "the second", look it up!
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Obama's last name is Obama. His first name is Barack. I have no clue what Michelle's maiden name is.
Young Me: What is Obama's last name?
My mom: It's Obama. Barack is his first name.
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Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.
Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!
The Hospital
Itβs your last chance
Person 1: Your mom got in a bad accident?
Person2: yeah she took a trip to the last chance motel.