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Originally a sticker on the back of cars used to denote a surfer, bodyboarder, or general beach bum whose life centered around the ocean or related beach going activities. Ever seen a 32 year old man whose primary activity was surfing and working on his tan? That person would have a salt life sticker.
Unfortunately the trend spread to senior citizens, wanna be hipsters, soccer moms, and other persons wishing to inform the world that yes, they too have visited the beach at some point in life and they have the sticker to prove it.
Dude: "Check out this wicked Salt Life sticker I just got for the back of my car!"
Me: "That's really lame dude. My Grandma has one of those on the back of her wheelchair and aren't you afraid of the ocean ever since you got raped by that dolphin?"
Dude: "I don't want to talk about it."
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2pac's tribute to Kato and Mental
Kato and Meantal rest in peace there is a heaven for G's.
Y'all make sure it is poppin out there
Dont front
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You probably don't have one if you are online reading this now.
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The state of mind that results from some terrible beat in life that causes oneself to go visibly crazy and perform further self-destructive acts in public.
After getting his pocket aces snapped off for the third time in a row, the poker player was then 86'd for throwing his cards at the dealer. He then went on life tilt by throwing his remaining chips to the rest of the players as he was being escorted to the cashier where he promptly pulled down his pants and took a gigantic dump to show what he thinks about the card room.
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A quick-witted response used by a logical person in an attempt to update a nit-wit on the reality of life.
Used when the nit-wit chooses a fantasy version on what's really going on. The quick-witted person would respond with the truth, then back it up by saying "In Real Life"
"You ain't the queen dishwasher. In real life."
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Being down with your brothers and sisters until the end
My brother has always been down for life...
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1) A TV show on the Disney Channel that ran for 6 minutes. Takes place on the green 217, where 4 friends sort out their ups and downs, along with cliques such as Goths, skaters and brainboxes. Nominated at the BAFTAs.
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2) Life on a bus
1) "What're you watching?"
"Bus Life."
"Oh, yeah! Isn't that on Disney?"
"Mmhmm. Don't you think Rick is attractive though?"
"Nah - I prefer the goth!"
2) "My bus life is so gooooooooood at the mo."
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