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last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.

I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.

by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021


eight minutes of ross

A drinking game centered around the contemporary classic sitcom Friends.

Participants are recommend to use a lower-percentage drink (i.e. lager or cider), and while watching an episode of Friends, each participant must continuously swig their drink (chug) while Ross is on screen. The game lasts for the first eight minutes of the episode, hence "Eight Minutes of Ross."

Participants must drink regardless of how much of Ross is on screen. Even if just his elbow or the top of his head is on screen, participants must drink.

A: Do you know any drinking games?

B: Erm, do you know Eight Minutes of Ross?

A: I love Eight Minutes of Ross, I couldn't stand up the last time I played that!

by Szam April 27, 2011


ten minute break

when you want leave somewhere or get off the phone to pleasure yourself you tell the person you’re talking to your gonna take a ten minute break.

sally: “yo imma go take a ten minute break can i call you back?” sam: “yeah ok

by tyrik101 May 17, 2020


mild minute

When the "do be" is not a hot minute it's a mild minute

"Bruh it's been a mild" "facts has been"
"My guy it's been a mild minute". "tf you talkin bout"

by Fiveqt May 24, 2023


And if you have a minute why don’t we go…

Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.

"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn

by SahaibP March 9, 2024


hannah hue minute

this is a unit of time used by an individual called Hannah Hughes. she herself does not refer to it as a hannah hue minute herself, preferring to call it a "minute". you must remember than when she mentions minutes, she is talking about hannah hue minutes. this is because real life minutes do not exist in the hannah hughes universe, only hannah hue minutes.

a hannah hue minute is roughly equal to 3 years, 2 months, 1 week and 37 minutes.

please keep hannah hue minutes in mind when planning for events at it is easy to confuse them for real minutes and you may think hannah is late, but please note that it is just a different unit of time!

Hannah Hughes: okay i'll be there in 2 minutes!
literally everyone: *opens hannah hue minute calculator* ok that will be 6 years, 2 months, 2 weeks, 1 hour and 14 minutes
Hannah Hughes: no it won't!!!!!!!! (denying the existence of real life minutes)

by KnockingTheWallsDown June 24, 2022


15-Minute Stink

That nasty BO that you get after a pointless minigame in gym class.

Hey, Mike over there got some really bad 15-Minute Stink after a depressing game of Baseketball.

by yamahattr230 January 7, 2015