Paagual

Quite stupid

Life in general is paagual

Cambuslang

A mediocre place to be.

Simon Pandason: “Do you wanna go to Cambuslang”
Lil Timmy: “Nah bro, fuck you”
Simon Panderson: “Ok!”

Parvez

Greatest surname

“Parvez is the greatest surname” - Tony Blair

Kaka

Nickname of awesome people

Lil Herbert, also known as kaka, is not an arsonist.

Renfrewshire

A worse version of South Lanarkshire

Dave: “What is there to do in Renfrewshire?”
People in general: “…”

Newton

Generic name for places.

The best place called Newton is Newton, South Lanarkshire. Though I have not gone to any other Newtons, so don’t take my word for it.

Viridian Revolution

A future movement that will begin in Scotland before spreading across the world.

Hopefully the Viridian Revolution comes soon because I have to pee…