Paagual

Quite stupid

Life in general is paagual

Cambuslang

A mediocre place to be.

Simon Pandason: “Do you wanna go to Cambuslang”
Lil Timmy: “Nah bro, fuck you”
Simon Panderson: “Ok!”

Parvez

Greatest surname

“Parvez is the greatest surname” - Tony Blair

Kaka

Nickname of awesome people

Lil Herbert, also known as kaka, is not an arsonist.

Lanarkshire

The place where life meets reality.

If only I was from Lanarkshire.

SP

Best initials to have.

“My name is Simon Pandason but you can call me SP” - Simon Pandason

Simon Pandason

The son of Panda, not son of Simon.

He be the chosen one in Dune, he be Simon Pandason.