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Any person who is so stupid that they don't have the ability to breathe out of their nose.
A person who cannot cut over a 35 on their ASVAB.
Somebody who's lower lip is so big that it can be caught on a trip wire due to the over breathing through the only orifice they know how to breathe out of.
Mike isn't quite a Glass Licker, however we'll give him the status of Mouth Breather because he got a 25 on his ASVAB.
Josh is a Mouth Breather. His girlfriend, who's been sleeping around with half of the state, has him fooled into believing they will get married.
Josh says he gets 5,000 dollars a month hauling milk... what a mouth breather.
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Dangerous gay sex act where you kick your partner in the balls while throat fucking, simulating a bucking bronco. Sometimes performed with the aid of a tether attached to the ballsack of the bottom, and sometimes performed with the ballsack of the top fully inside the partners mouth alongside the penis before kicking.
Ennis kicked Jack so hard in the ballsack performing a good cowboy mouth that he accidentally bit through and ruptured some of Ennis' seminiferous tubules. It required medical attention, but they both realized their kind of love was never going to need virile, potent, life giving spermatozoa that normal love requires. They both wept in each others arms, tenderly.
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1. A term used by intolerant people or by the elite, who find some need, probably from a lack of self esteem, to marginalize someone whose opinion differs from their own. Usually they would define a mouth breather as someone who is to stupid to "get it". A a socially backward individual.
2. Someone who suffers from allergies or other condition that prevents breathing through the nose.
These days, someone who supports President Bush or the NRA, would be described by liberals as a mouth-breather.
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A raunchy netflix drama about puberty
Connie from big mouth is hilarious
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Any human being that breathes in and out through their mouths, often engaging in idiotic and useless activity. An affinity for sexually crude humour generally accompanies.
Most of the people posting definitions here are mouth-breathers.
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The classification of a fart after which it has encountered a mouth at point blank distance, the mouth closes and swallows the anal gasses.
" I woke up after the party with bad breath and a polaroid, and I knew I had expeirienced a mouth fart."
"Let your mouth fart be your guide."
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1)- The act of trying to eat a full waffle out of someones vagina as the "syrup" and "Butter" oozes out.
2)- The act of stomping someones mouth in with a loggers boot therein leaving a waffle impression on their mouth.
3)- The act of heating up a waffle maker and burning it onto someones face leaving a permanent waffle impression.
4)- One who constantly eats waffles.
5)- One who places a waffle over someones pussy then fucks the waffle mouth..
WAFFLE MOUTH!!!
say you are walking down the street and listening to some sweet music then all of a sudden you hear the phrase Waffle Mouth! and BAM youve just been kicked in the face and you now have waffle mouth!
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