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A term I use to bid farewell to someone who is going to have a week off of work or school.
"Have a nice week. ^_^ "
-something I say to my friends on a friday before the week off of school
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saying when someones hair is totally out of control; also used as a comeback
"OMG look at that lady's Nice Dew"
or
"your an idiot"
"Nice Dew!"
"WTF??"
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A "voluntary" slave, who works for imaginary currency called "favors", because apparently his own life is irrelevant. Never taught to reject people, he doesn't realize that others may not always mean well. He doesn't realize that women may fake flirt with him or lead him on purely out of their materialistic pragmatism.
Bob has been helping me to build this house, he's such a nice guy.
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Used in a conversation/argument as an indirect way of saying “get your head out of your ass it’s not a hat.”
Tim: “I’m the best singer in the world!”
John: “Nice hat.”
Hanna: “(insert racist person) isn’t racist!”
Jess: “Nice hat.”
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Also when wishing someone you know is going to get laid tonight.
He - I'm going on a date tonight
Friend - Have a nice night bro(wink wink)
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A sign of respect and praise between bros. Similar to the high five.
Ryan-Dude, we totally wrecked that chick last night.
Gavin-Nice bro pound it. Now lets go listen to some Dave Matthews Band.
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A dating disorder wherein a guy with zero self confidence has a constant need for approval and the personality of a wet mop, who blames his inability to get a girlfriend or hook up on the delusion that he is simply too nice and women only want douchebags. Contrary to feminist beliefs(again), NGS is not misogynist nor sexual entitlement. It's self-victimization.
Symptoms Include:
- insecurity
- codependency
- being too nice
- never disagreeing
- a need to please others
- blaming the friendzone
- fear of rejection
- unstable self-esteem
- thinking girls should lust for you acting overly nice...
- ...self-pity when reality
Causes:
The exact cause of NGS is unknown, though professionals agree a common factor is acting like a faggot with no backbone in a competitive dating scene.
Diagnosis:
If you think bitches constantly friend-zone you and only hook up with douches when you're obviously superior because of how supar nice and affectionate you are... then you may suffer from NGS.
Risks:
- Virginity
- Dying alone
- Friendzones
- Getting used
- Crying yourself to sleep
Treatment:
The first step is realizing that you are the problem and girls are simply not attracted to insecurity and fail. Your doctor can often prescribe a swift kick in the ass for your balls to drop, which should help develop confidence. Thick skin and a personality are also recommended.
Jake: Man why do girls like Megan keep dating douchebags instead of me? I'm so much better just look how much nicer I am. It's not fair.
David: Well have you tried busting a move or flirting or something?
Jake: No way I don't wanna come off like a douche. I mean what if she doesn't like that or something.
David: So.... you're just nice? That's it?
Jake: Not *just* nice, I'm also totally a great listener and willing to do anything they want without complaining.
David: And this is every time? Dude... That sounds like some kinda nice guy syndrome. Ouch.
Kate: Hey what about that Jake guy? He's totally into you and kinda cute.
Megan: lol I had no idea. The guy's super nice and a great listener but he never flirts or makes a move. I figured he just wasn't into me. Besides, it feels like he's sucking up to me sometimes. Such a snorefest, not really into that.
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