A Poon Wagon is the same as a Train. The only difference is that a Poon Wagon is a number of females and only one male.
"Yo son I got poon wagoned last night"
When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow
Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
A vagina that is covered with poop. Enjoyable for sex because it's already pre-lubricated and squishy.
used to describe a particular type of female ass. generally not a nice type. shitty poon also be used in a derogatory sense.
"poon" deriving from the term "poontang".
"hey, Ian, quit acting like a skinny, shitty poon. you're a moron man, get a fucking life".
An extreme feeling of attraction between a boy and an older woman in university. May lead to pregnancy and abortion.
/v./ making baked beans in your asshole and shitting them into someone’s mouth
Man I got poon beaned so damn hard last night.