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Poop Apnea is a bowel movement disorder characterized by abnormal pauses in breathing during a bowel movement which can last up to 30 seconds. They are presumably due to the act of pushing to assist the bowels. Sometimes the apnea, or pause in breathing, is accompanied by a grunting sound, but the most common indication of poop apnea is the loud exhale and subsequent (also loud) inhaling during or after the bowel movement.
This person in the stall next to me needs to have their poop apnea checked out. I find myself listening for them to inhale again and wondering is this the day they stop breathing and I have to call 911.
When you take a gigantic crap after being shot to death by venisaulan mobsters you owe thousands of dollars worth of cat DNA to.
Did you see that guy? Major Death Poop!
When a poop peeks out then goes back in your bum
Oops just had a turtle poop! That was a close one!
noun- a movie that you only watch on a monitor in the bathroom while pooping, usually takes about 1-2 weeks per movie
Guy: Have you seen Top Gun
Me: Yeah! That's my current poop movie
poop that squishes when you squish it.
ah man that is squishy poop on my leg!
The act of taking one's laptop into the bathroom while they take a sh**.
I figure I'd tell her I'd brb but then I remembered I was on my laptop and could just poop and 'pute?
A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.
In the movie "On Golden Pond," Katherine Hepburn addressed Henry Fonda as "you old poop."