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what me and your mom did
Ex: me and your had sex last night
Stuffin the peach
He walks in and pushes you up against the wall.... His hand grasps around your neck as he begins taking off your clothes... slowly going further down he finally he gets to the spot... you let out a quiet moan as he makes you cum... 'shhh' he says, 'be the good girl we all know you are...' suddenly you're off the wall..... you get on your knees and start...
You're horny a** better stop. U weird a** h*e. Y u searching sex up u perv.
I told him to come in the room, he sat down on me and pulled off both his and my clothes. We were on the bed, he started putting his dick in my vagina, I moaned. I felt some warm liquid in my pussy. He has cummed. I stick my finger in, bring it out and swallow it, I felt different. I had to tell him. “I think... I think I’m pregnant.” I whispered in his ear. “Oh shit,” he said. And it was all over.
A way of showing your place in the world. (The better your sex the higher you rank.) So a fat guy could have great sex and be accepted by fashion models.
How good is your sex? (Possibly asked by a girl at a bar)
Sex is awesome it’s with someone you love dearly and you just started gotten it off and it happened you guys love eachother and you guys wanna make baby’s but if your a weirdo and you just do it to see someone’s ass or boobs or Leno’s then your a sicko I’m sorry but it’s true
Guy 1Dude last night I had a one night stand with this awesome sexy ass girl
guy2 how was the sex did you lick her real good?
guy1 yeah about that I made her pregnant I like her vagina to much and her big ass and boobs