A one month subscription to PH
Box of tissues
Corner store lotion
Less than one month of only fans
Hey I was think abt buying an onlyfans but instead I got the OPTIMUS SPECIAL!
After a guy gets a vasectomy and gets his tubes cut, his balls dangle freely in the sack, so a girl rolls his balls around in her hand like fushigi balls.
“Hey did you hear about Michael’s vasectomy?
“Yea, Lucky bastard gets to have the fushigi special now”
A series on YouTube created by Stuart Ashen, aka Ashens. In this series he reviews tat from Poundland, 99p Stores and Dollar Stores.
‘I can’t wait for Ashens to upload the next Poundland Special!’
Only something a true kenny can give
Kenny: hey Ryan want the sniffy special
Ryan: what’s that?
Kenny:*shoves a Coca-Cola bottle up ass and squats over Ryan* smell this
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You use the words of it and you’ll be an automatic pimp , them words will hit a bitch till they fall in love with you
Shaunie- “I let the BDShaunie Special kick in and then finish it with finesse”
This is were tope is feeling quite the bit feisty and ejaculates in a snadwich making it the glorious creation, the cum butty! If you want one all you have to do is give tope a cheeky little dm and you will have yourself a sticky and sweet sensation! Selena Gomez once tried one and was like "WHAA THIS IS AMAZING, YUMMY!".
"OMG, that sandwich was amazing connor what was it?"-One of Topes side tings
"Oh that, yeah that's just the Tope special the Cum Butty!"- Big brollic black dude TOPE
"Oh yeah, i loved it when i tried it, 10/10 would shag!"- Mila Kunis
The Bournemouth special is a term used for a upside down blowjob
I heard she gave him the Bournemouth special