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A lesbian
What do you call a lesbian with more than one lover? A Bush Hog!
After giving your all when sucking dick, you get neck cramps, so be it called hog cramps.
Jesus: how did it go with Luke?
Sarah: I have hog cramps from it
A hairy penis.
This isn't just a thick bush, it's a properly hair-covered Italian sausage.
The sex scenes between Beauty and the Beast in this book I'm reading, include a lot of references to the Beast's 'shaggy hog'.
When a male enters a room filled predominantly with women.
Sarah: “what’s that guy doing at our womens rights protest?”
Ashley: “I don’t know, he’s a total hog in the henhouse.”
A phenomena most likely coined by Twitch streamer, political commentator HasanAbi.
When conspiracy theories like QAnon echo around the world and become universal amongst supporters of certain types of governments.
„Supporters of religious fundamentalist governments will always be like „Yea, there's a deep state”
„That's insane”
„The hog universality is real”
During a threesome, male number one fucks female from behind, doggy style, slowly pushing her along the floor while male number two is off to the side, next to them, as he also slowly follows their slow progression across the floor, as he vigorously jerks his pathetic cock while both males exchange hate speech and curse at each other mercilessly. Male number one NEVER allows male number two to get in between them to interact with the female at any point!
For an added bonus and maximum sexual stimulation it is highly reccomended that both males wave and shoot guns and weapons in the air
Jim-Bob, Jane and Jamaal just did the unthinkable and engaged in a Delaware Lane Hog.
1. the line of hefty women up against the wall at a club/bar
2. a line-dance made up of unattractive people
"Man, the hog line is blocking the guys bathroom again, i wonder if they do that on purpose?"