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An Overwatch character that use to be overpowered, but got nerfed to shit. Roadhog has retired to be a simple thicc mann who enjoys hooking people towards him and inhaling a yellow substance.
"I still like Roadhog."
"wtf, this reaper is hacking!"
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The most thicc being ever to exist in earth's history. Legend has it that he formed the earth using only his mighty thicc girth to build it. Enjoys hooking people with large metal hook and giving them tetanus. Also likes popcorn and stealing stuffed animals from japanese arcades. (On alternating tuesdays.)
Bruh, I totally main Roadhog. I got like 9.3 tretrigintillion hours as him or sumthin'.
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An aggressive or dangerous driver, especially one that acts as if they own the roads and blatantly disregard traffic law. They are known for doing the following:
1. Cutting other drivers off
2. Refusing to let other cars pass them
3. Not stopping for pedestrians in crosswalks or for school buses dropping kids off
4. Not yielding to emergency vehicles
5. Carelessly parking their yuge gas guzzlers across marked lines in mall parking lots
6. Driving more than 10 miles over the posted speed limit in a thickly settled residential area, often disturbing the quiet by making their engines as loud as motorcycles
7. Trying to race across an intersection before the light turns red
8. Recklessly entering from a side street without yielding to oncoming traffic
9. Not using turn signals
10. Leaving the scene of an accident
11. Driving with a suspended license
12. Resorting to violence when the cops come after them
A roadhog is essentially a driver with attitude issues.
The BEST kind of Overwatch player. Roadhog players enjoy playing their hero because his hook is a powerful asset to their team. They usually enjoy memes and will occasionally make jokes about Roadhog being "best girl."
"Oh hey, you're a Roadhog main?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, nice."
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The worst kind of Overwatch player. His attachment to his bullshit hooks and insane amounts of self-healing has made the mind of the player who chooses Roadhog toxic.
"Hurr durr I'm a Roadhog main"
"I choose Roadhog because I'm a Roadhog main"
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When you hook a player then get a environmental kill
I can't believe Timmy got play of the game just by doing a bunch of roadhog skillful moves
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The day that Roadhog shoved his fat meat right into Austin’s face absolutely destroying him. The Cake mixer with a side of snek
Do you remember the Roadhog incident? Oh yeah that one time Austin cried and blocked us?