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Shanghai hand-shake

(SHANG-HI HAN-SHAKE)

1. How they say hello in Shanghai. (Depending on the area)

2. Most often a simple dry handy, traditionally preformed in a public area.

I haven't heard back from any of the places I applied to. Pretty soon I'll have to start giving Shanghai hand-shakes behind the pawn shop to pay the bills.

by Mr. Facnyman extravagant tits November 5, 2012


special protein shake

A beverage made by Gerald as he masturbates while thinking about cherries and cumming on Minwoo.

"Hey what are you going to eat tonight?"
"I'm going to eat some of my special protein shake, IT'S QUITE NUTRITIOUS!"

by KawaiiPotatoLikesCookieMesh February 15, 2018


shaking hands with God

Masturbating, particularly with noted success

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.

by shaking hands with god December 30, 2022


Shaking hands with the devil

The unfortunate act when a cigarette gets stuck to your lips & you try to remove cigarette from your lips but instead slide your fingers down to the cherry & and shake your hand in pain.

Your fingers doin ok bro, I saw you shaking hands with the devil and it looked brutal

by Benjiblueyes April 12, 2020


Shake n’ skeet

When a woman has an orgasm so extreme, it causes her whole body to shake while she squirts at the same time.

“I totally got Kate to shake n’ skeet last night!”

by stopit makeme July 2, 2019


shaking like langsford

To violently shake ones arms in a batting stance, a la MLB legend Carney Langsford.

Dude, no more coke for you bro, your shaking like Langsford!

by micdelicious May 15, 2016


Fecal Hand Shake

The act of greeting a person with a hand shake after wiping your anus and not washing your hands. This is a common occurrence in the workplace.

Jaybird, I just saw Old man Chinnuz walking out of the shitter without washing his hads to give you a fecal hand shake

by bobachop May 20, 2011