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The act of having sex with a girl who has crabs who dosen't tell you, and when you find out midway through sex, you cock slap the girl
Orny: "Dude your date last night had crabs from fucking me."
Randy: "I know, which is why i crab smacked her."
Orny: "TOTALLY RAD BRAH!!!
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When a girl breaks up with her boyfriend and invites you over for "crab dinner" but is in actuality initiating oral sex
C: How was your day man?
Q: Busy day, did some gardening and had a crab dinner
C: You mean you went bushwhacking and showed off that tongue game.
Q: You know it
When you have crabs and you pour booze in your pubes then your crabs get blackout and die.
Yo dude I just dumped jack Daniels down my pants to get rid of all the fuckin things down there and I got blackout crabs.
When two homosexual individuals with pubic lice have intercourse and their crab colonies mangle. This will cause the colonies to fight and eventually devour one of the unlucky homosexuals penis off.
Josh: Holy fuck dude did you hear about Simon and Wyatt's crab war?
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!
When a girl has crabs and you finish on her bush and eat it.
I had some decadent she crab soup last night. Bro! I ate this delicious she crab soup last night—washed it down with a Coors light
Similar to ‘pulling a pig’ but rather than seeking out the ugliest person, some out Crabbing will be looking to pull the most un-kept, sluttiest person (I.e. the one most likely to have pubic lice)
I’m bored of pull a pig... let’s go crabbing tonight instead!