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When your vagina can't get dick. You got crusty ass pussy
Oh god my crops are failing
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when u go to throw a bowling ball, u try throwing it 2 hard and it goes thru the ceiling
person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!
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The term used for a mandatory tutoring session or something of the like that you must attend when you fail a test. Instead of saying mandatory tutoring, you say mandatory fail party to make it not sound as lame.
"Shit! I failed my psych exam. Now the professor is going to make me go to mandatory fail party."
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Doing something incredibly stupid.
Being a failure.
Nice job breaking your leg , you really pushed the fail button.
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(1)The step between epic fail and meta fail.
(2)A fail that will almoste certenly reduce you to the mocking and ritacule of your pears.
when a waiter drops his whole serving try on a mentally handicapped person, fruit cake, meth addicts, and all things telly tubby related.
person 1: shoots himself in the foot while reloading his gun
person 2: " Epic legendary fail "
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When you try to pull off a April Fool's joke and fail horribly.
Indie Radio DJ: Coming up next is Left Behind by Slipknot!
::listeners tune out, song finishes::
Indie Radio DJ: OH HO HO! April Fool's!
Random Guy: Wow, more like April Fail's joke.
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An interjection rapidly uttered by unprepared students, often the day of or prior to a large test or assignment.
Teacher: Are we all prepared for today's test?
Student: No.
Teacher: And why not?
Student: Didnt-study-gonna-fail.