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The smell behind the arcade machine or the AC out on the balcony at a hotel
The man I walked pass smelled shirted.
Shitting in a woman's crotch and then making her squirt when she comes so hard
Dude I was bangin this chick after I deuced in her crotch and she came so hard she was shirting
When you shart and poo gets on your tucked in shirt.
Andrew thought it was a fart because of all the Metamucil he takes but wound up shirting and had to leave the party.
When you shart and get a little bit on your tucked in shirt
Oh no, Dave is shirting!
Bro did you just shirt yourself?
Brian just shirted
When one has to take off their shirt due to the intestinal pain that is due to... (enter possible cause for the diarrhea that tested your accuracy and ability to puke through your legs whilst painting the bowl... impossible)
Ugh I drank way too much last night. I’ve been shirting all morning.
When a frat surrounds a celeb at a bar and encourages him/her to go completely topless. The topless celeb is rewarded with a shirt representing the letters of the fraternity.
Bro we shirted Mila Kunis last night at the bar!
Shirting a chick with huge knockers has always been my favorite fraternity tradition.
When multiple men lay their penises across a woman's, or homosexual man's chest or stomach during ejaculation.
We brought her back to the dorm and she let like five of us give her a beef shirt.