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(n.) a plaything of comfort for an adult or child, usually soft, plush, and attached to a woman.
Example 1:
Sister One: Hey, can you watch Susie tonight?
Sister Two: Sure, what's her bedtime?
Sister One: Doesn't really matter, just make sure you hold her so she has access to your chest. Susie can't sleep without her titty bear.
Example 2:
Jackie: Damn, I miss my girl.
Jazz: What do you miss about her the most?
Jackie: I just to fall asleep with my hand cupped around her right boob. It's been so hard falling asleep without my titty bear.
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An exceptional pair of breasts on a very attractive woman who has children.
"Wow, Joe. That lady down at Grand Mart has the most amazing mama titties I've ever seen!"
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verb;a man, simply bent over, while you gently slide your tits in his butthole, after the process of getting it wet
noun; tits in your ass hole
i bent ur grandpa over the sink last night and we went titty pittin all night.
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A word pioneered by my father, Michael. Pizza titties are a pair of woman's breasts that when they have grown to outrageous proportion as to project out from the chest over a foot in length you may rest a pizza on them. In basic terms, titties so big that You could successfully place a pizza on them without the pizza falling off and proceed to eat the entire pizza.
Did you catch that episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter last night!? His wife's has the biggest Pizza Titties I've ever seen!!
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Phrase used to describe how legitimate something is. It's so legit that you have to rhyme. The phrase can also be slurred so that it's more like "lah-gittay tittayy". This phrase is usually used by a cray girl named Georgia.
"Legitty titty, I am so tired."
"La-gittay tittay, she is so cray."
"Legitty tittay, that party was shitittay."
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just tuck in those titties and all the chaos in your life will go away
shauna: ive just been feeling so down lately, my lifes a mess and im sick of being hit on
alice: girl, i know how you feel, just do the titty tuck and everything will be alright
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When a female ( or a guy with man boobs) gets so drunk her tittys fall out of her shirt.
She had a titty slip last night.
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