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He is the lord of chickens and will smack you with a giant drumstick he gets all the hoes
Cody is so cool
He gonna fuck your mom
When you’re unpredictable and your friends can’t take you anywhere without having to worry about what’s going to set you off this time or what you might say to someone. My buddy cody and I used to bar hop all over this town. Yeh, almost got us banned for life from everywhere we went.
Hey wanna check out that new place they just opened up this weekend?
Yeh sure, but what about cody?
What. About. Cody.
Oh idk he might get us banned from that place, well let’s do it anyway cause he’s our friend and it’ll be fun..
When you pretend to be someone’s friend for 20+ years. Only to reveal at one of the most critical transitional points in your life while attempting to figure out how to move forward and are offered the opportunity to work together to build something that hasn’t been done before they decide to kick them while their down, steal your girlfriend and ghost you knowing they were the only two friends left after a long truth and twisted road of unfortunate circumstances, long lasting consequences, life long saga of strange, unexpected, hilarious, heartbreaking, frightening, riveting, extraordinary, unforgettable & terrifying moments, events, scenarios, what have you’s, by dammits, good gawd man’s and tutt tutt yeh rights the likes of which had never be seen and they called themselves tenacious d. For no particular reason.
Don’t bother coming to my funeral cody, no you know what actually, you be there and make sure it’s a folgers can. Then idk. Plant it or done sht.. jerk