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trump

a shrimp ๐Ÿค dick that explains that he's a racist and rapist. such a fucking Stoopid. BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! PERIOD ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’…

i don't need to explain.

trump is a shrimp dick

by dat_sad_bitch_ July 17, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trump

My daddy. Your daddy. Everyone's daddy.

Trump is love. Trump is life.

by Eatdatpussy556 September 4, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trump

Someone Project Pat voted for.

Some indoctrinated dumbass: *Yells to the sky* YO FUCK DONALD TRUMP!!!
(meanwhile democrats be illegalizing all sorts of firearms)

Project pat: " Iโ€™m going to tell you a story about a Hugh Hefner situation. Hugh Hefner had a birthday party and when I say this Iโ€™m not proud of this, this was a period in my life where I had made a mistake, I had gotten incarcerated and I just got out. When I got out maybe a month later I was at the Hugh Hefner birthday party and all the actors, Iโ€™m talking Vin Diesel, every last one of them. A lot of stuff donโ€™t impress me, what impresses me is a dude thatโ€™s smart, somebody with brains. If youโ€™re an actor or whatever, I donโ€™t know how you do what you do and Iโ€™m going to say, โ€œOh that dudeโ€™s smart,โ€ that impresses me. Iโ€™m not really a groupie towards nobody, but thereโ€™s one dude that I was like, โ€œI canโ€™t believe he here.โ€ When I saw him, I was like a giddy bitch. Donald Trump was there. Iโ€™m a Donald Trump groupie."

by GabberPiet May 25, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


trump

A turd that won't flush.

Billy had definitely taken a trump, as the turd kept coming back up in the toilet; it just wouldn't flush.

by Lost John January 29, 2016

175๐Ÿ‘ 2716๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trump

To proudly and with no remorse sexually assault or molest a female.

He wasn't going to take no for an answer - he had just spent a fortune on her over dinner - and so without a by-your-leave he grabbed her, pressed his lips hard against hers, stuck his tongue down her throat and grabbed her pussy beneath her skirt. "You're trumped girl " he whispered triumphantly in her ear.

by Epigenie1 October 12, 2016

170๐Ÿ‘ 2664๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trump

The act of disregarding moral and social inhibitions and shitting all over something,

Can be used to describe the act of actual defecation or "shitting" as ruining something.

"It was at that moment when the votes were cast that I Trumped myself."

"My friends were eating all my food so I Trumped all over their faces -insert smiley face-"

by MiraiVirus December 23, 2016

130๐Ÿ‘ 2128๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taking a Trump

1. Purposely leaving a massive shit in a public toilet.

2. Creating a mess that someone else will have to clean-up and cause them to wonder how it's existance was possible.

Where's Jerry? Probably taking a trump.

by Puking Pony Party January 11, 2017

5039๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž