Twitter

a disgusting hellhole where cancel culture originated

Person A: hi--
Person B: DIDYOUJUSTSAYHITHATSNOTCOOLWJEIOWOEIJEOIJEOIEJOJEOIKEWUIK
Person C: man, twitter really sucks

Twitter

funniest shit ever

why is twitter free? fuck you thats why

twitter

where your opinion does not matter

person 1:hey i think we sho-
person 2:SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS TWITTER YOU DON'T GET AN OPINION

Twitter

Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,

it also causes insomnia.

Twitter is ruining my life.

Twitter

A place that i can't fucking ignore at night, all the fucking notifications, god help me.

Twitter is fucking killing me, send help, i need therapy.

Twitter

That piece of skin between the twat and the shitter. Aka the {taint}

Did you get any on your Twitter?, or "did you shave that Twitter yet?"

Twitter

hell

"Oh hey are you going on Twitter?"
"If by Twitter you mean hell then yes"