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where your opinion does not matter
person 1:hey i think we sho-
person 2:SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS TWITTER YOU DON'T GET AN OPINION
Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,
it also causes insomnia.
Twitter is ruining my life.
A place that i can't fucking ignore at night, all the fucking notifications, god help me.
Twitter is fucking killing me, send help, i need therapy.
That piece of skin between the twat and the shitter. Aka the {taint}
Did you get any on your Twitter?, or "did you shave that Twitter yet?"
"Oh hey are you going on Twitter?"
"If by Twitter you mean hell then yes"
A APP THAT HAS SEX ON IT AND TOE PICS
OMG I LOVE THESE TOE PICS ON TWITTER