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a bad ass punk betch who does not take shit from anyone to protect the most precious resource in the world - the freedom to be a basic bitch and VSCO grrl and whatever else
its not a sin to be sinful
ok so I like totally took the corporate escalator to the TOP (like the 1% yo) and the money and hours aren't worth it. i quit my job to marry my true love and play with makeup for a year. I earned a radical feminist sabbatical. I am valley grrl
name given to an amazing big boy teacher
Wow that teacher sure is a Mr. Valley
An IRL fever dream. You could be at this school for 15 fucking minutes and witness so much weird shit that it’ll feel like ur on an acid trip. This place is full of rich white and Asian kids who act like they’re from the trenches and say the N word, when in reality they live in a 5 bedroom home in the hills with a loving family. They’ll say they’re “part of a gang” I’m still waiting to see what fucking gangs there are in Castro Valley California. Everyone this school also vapes the fuck out of their lungs. They’ll be sucking on that vape like they’re giving head to a black guy, and causing a damn gas chamber in the bathrooms. The Asians at this school all have a middle part and think it makes them look like a lead BTS member, when in reality they just look like nerds. The pick me girls also roam the halls while literally talking to 25 guys at the same time and carrying 15 STD’s. You can’t catch a fucking break at this school cause even if ur minding ur own damn business some idiot will come up to u and start acting genuinely autistic.
Guy 1: I’m going to castro valley high next year
Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes
Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies
My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.
When you talk to someone privately about sexual things, also touching their private body parts.
Tonight let's valley talk.
home of the kid with the flobsters 😔😔
someone "yea I just moved here from scally valley"
someone else "ohh the home of the kid with the flobsters"
A combination drug consisting of Vyvanse or Adderall, caffeine, and weed. Often used to enter a hyper-focused state of mind while taking a slight edge off of the stress. Also used almost daily by severely ADHD stoners to function as an adult without collapsing into a pit of despair.
“Holy fuck dude are you okay? You look like you’re tweaking.”
“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”