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For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.
It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”
“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”
May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.
E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
When 3 or more guys out their dicks in a cup, then add fruit, milk, and ice. Then, it is stirred with the dicks in the cup. A 4th person then drinks it through a straw. Blowjob optional.
hey ben, dillion, jamie, and austin, come over here and take your dicks out to make me a cock smoothie
When a snake bites your cock and you fuck someone.
Joe's girlfriend died after sex because of Joe and his venom-cock
A bull dike lesbian. A female (wannabe male) that has a drain in the private parts instead of a spigot.
Hey Jane! How did your date go with Pat the other night? It was going well until I went to grab his dick and he ended up being a drain cock.
A male chastity belt that is used because someone can't keep there dick out of trouble
Noah needed a cock muzzle because he was such a whore
The opposite of a cock-blocker. A person (man or woman) who purposely favors you to a person you want to fuck.
I was doing terrible with the ladies, what I needed was a cock usher.
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Any individual that can easily "draw" a mental image of a giant dick within seconds flat.
I met an awesome cock sketcher last night. He told me that his dong looks like 2 plums with a turkey neck!!!!!