ERNESTO M VELASCO
D.O.B October 24 1989
Alias "Papi","Big D daddy","Stud muffin"
Why do all women get aroused when they see Ernesto M Velasco?
Because they can't resist such a high quality man
Houlton is the worst school in the world, it is trash the ceiling leaks, like rumors leak. Basketball is more important then anything and no one learns it's just daycare.
Houlton High School is terrible
being high, frustrated or irritated at the same time while smoking
Wisconsin or Alabama? Who knows! Chances are half the school is related to the person you just slept with but who cares? You’ve slept with them all too. Where V cards work like debit cards and everyone’s scrambling for one last juul rip. As for sports, the only one worth your time is football (but let’s be honest, you’re only there for the two players who carry the team). And most importantly, remember, these hicks aren’t afraid to kick your ass with their farming boots.
Brian: Dude I slept with Lindsay and Maddy!
Jake: No way me too
Brian: Wait aren’t you all cousins?
Jake: Eh who cares, this is G.E.T high school. (yeehaw!)
The type of school were the band sucks dick and they fuck in the band room and smock weed in class and suck girls titties in class they football team ass and they dance team suck hella dick
Dillard high school an nasty as fuck
This school is annoying bc if izaiah
Ion like plant city high school
This school is filled with a bunch of pot heads. The main groups are student athletes, potheads, Nerds, and weirdos. Everyone smokes weed and skips class. The new principal is a bitch. The teachers be geeked to take somebody's phone and send them to time out (Like we 5 or something).
You go to dater high you must smoke weed.