weird fish

someone who does entirely moronic things, but means well

Yah, so this guy i'm no longer seeing sends me flowers for valentine's day.. he's such a weird fish

fish dumpster

Having sex with a dirty female hobo in a dumpster. Her vagina should smell ripe of fish.

guy 1: 'You know that back alley on 5th street? I totally did a fish dumpster with some hobo chick there.'

guy 2: 'Dude. That's gross.'

Fish Water

When you are so bad, not even dog water or rice water can express it

Omg I boxed that guy, he’s so frickin fish water

Fish farm

1. A term used to describe a club or scene rich in females.

2. Any place with a high female to male ratio.

Hey Keith, have you checked out that new club downtown yet? I hear it's a real fish farm.

Once Bobby had matured to manhood, he was eager to check out the local fish farm in search of some fresh poon.

fucking fish

Word for a gambler in poker who chases to the river card to win the hand.

"The fucking fish rivered to hit a flush!"

fish-toe

An elongated clitoris that extends beyond labial lips of reduced size.

Morgan’s fish-toe was prominently displayed following a joust with Joe’s penis.

Light fishing

It's like cat fishing but with a twist. Light fishing is the term where someone catfishes someone by taking good photos, only in good lighting, or what it's called, the golden hour.

An example of light fishing being used..
Damarion: she cute!
*has photo in good lighting*
Then..
*post photo in bad lighting*
Damarion: She mad ugly now wtf!