Someone who gets drunk fast / after two cans
"We are not drinking with him, he is a two can dan"
A patriot hierarchy of Dungeon Warriors making it their duty to carry out the strength and robustness of Dragons as a species holding out duels within the Dungeons. The almighty Goblin will place the Dragon between its thumb and forefinger, applying pressure until one cracks which is the inferior which gets eaten immediately. The winner will continue for another round. The Dungeon Masters have found that the blue and red dragons are tougher and the neon pink are genetically inferior. They have hypothesised that the neon pink cannot survive in the long theatre competition that is the dragon and goblin world. However one neon pink dragon called Danny is here to make a difference and will test his abilities within the high trinity of Dungeon Masters and accomplish neon pink domination.
i am at the cinema enjoying Dan Telfer the Movie!
have you heard about Dan Telfer the Movie?
I heard it it great!
Someone who drinks in excess before work
Did you see James come into work this morning. He was white claw Dan drunk!
Scottish way of saying, “you get drunk off of one can/glass/bottle...etc” or “You’re a lightweight”. So, if you happen to be a ‘wan can dan’, prepare to be slagged off. lol. I actually happen to be one, so you’re not alone.
“Haha! You’ve only had one can of that dragon soop n yer awready oot yer nut. You’re a pure *wan can dan*.”
1. to continuously go on about a meaningless win at locals, alienating those who experience such vibes.
“Bruh stop exerting Dan Thomson vibes pls”
Someone that can't handle their drink
Steve is such a Half Can Dan, look at him he is pissed after only half a beer!
DAN WICH IS GAY: Tends to be the most homosexual creature in the world hard to find. there is only one in existence he walks the world looking for its prey. Fucking/Sucking off every person in sight.
DAN WICH IS GAY WHY THE FUCH IS DAN WICH, GAY