A man with many highly attractive feminine features. Patricks are typically less muscular and tall compared to the average male. However, Patrick has a voluptuous, plumpy, ass which helps him attract many cute boys. Patrick has a very small waist that catches the eye of any man. Patrick will dazzle you when he twerks his fat saggy ass. Although not common among men, Patrick has large breasts that provide milk for his friends and girlfriends (many girlfriends). Patrick typically donates sperm to have children because after highschool he never encounters women again.
Cute boy: Hey bro... I think I have a crush
Cute boy's friend: Who's the lucky lady?
Cute boy: Its not a lady. Its Patrick đ»đ».
A tall skinny dude who loves to be crazy! Has amazing eyes but is afraid of eye contact. Has his strong political views, loves to workout, and sports. He has the best taste in music and will spam you with memes. Patrick doesnât know how special he is but will see once he finds the right girl. Donât let go of your patrick guys.
Patrick
Patrick is a tall guy that most doesnât like but he doesnât give a fuckâïžAnd he is really fun to be around he can sometimes be mean but he always has reasons he is a Sagittarius and they are the best to ever do it
People: they donât like you
Patrick: ion care I love me fuck them
Patrick is a typical Gabonese name. They usually like men
What are you doing to him Patrick!
A boy that has a girlfriend at this point is wearing Air Force and black pants he is in 6th grade
Omg hey Patrick did you forget to wear green today
Patrick is a big boy. He loves back scratches and spicy food. You will always have good fun when Patrick is near. He thinks he is the funniest person alive. Patrick is loud and offensive but has a heart of gold.
Patrick is the life and soul of the party
Patrick is a very charming and gorgeous man. Very much troublesome and a felon but always gets away with it. He is every girls dream man and will always fulfill every girls needs. He is so handsome its amazing. Patrick is a Angel sent from God himself that is a once in a life time charm.