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Alaskan Waterboard

When a man finishes inside a woman and she then sits on his face, eating out his own cum.

Dora held me down with her lips, as my dripping mouth completed the Alaskan Waterboard.

by Great Leader Much Know September 27, 2022


alaskan sardines

An Alaskan sardine is a sexual act of freezing large amounts of semen in tubular popsicle trays, then using this "cumsicle" as a toy for masturbation

The porn stars are now starting a trend called "Alaskan sardines."

by thegreatjlinc February 8, 2017


Alaskan Root Beer Float

Hello bakers, my name is Bitty Kembleford, and today I'll he making a special take on a summer classic: The Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Do you remember the first time you had a root beer float? I do. I must have been around 7 years old and we were visiting my grandparents in Phoenix, in the summer.

Have you ever been to Arizona in the summer? Must be why I find Sacramento so tolerable. Let's just say it's hot.

I still remember all of us greedy kids, still in our swim suits, having been cooling off in the pool all day, lined up in the kitchen, wide eyed as we watched my father pull the multicolored hankercheif out of his weenie and clap in joyful glee.

It was just last Tuesday, a year ago, that my divorce happened. Very tragic. Humorous as well.

I was a mess. I went to the store and bought vinegar, ketchup, licorice, root beer, cigarettes, and vanilla ice cream.

Fortunately, I didn't put all of that together (whew... heart attack avoided), but I did make a root beer float, one of the most classic memories of my childhood.

It seems like root beer floats have been following me everywhere. Even after dad got shot.

Now let's crack on, shall we?

I use the So Delicious Vanilla Bean Coconut Ice Cream and Virgil's Organic Root Beer for my Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Using your favorite ash tray, combine cigarettes, vinegar, and baking soda.

In a separate bowl, combine one cup of Vanilla Ice Cream, and a bottle of your Virgil's Organic Root Beer.

Heated on medium, take a pot full of boiling water, and butterscotch Jell-O Mix, and combine until the lumps of Jell-O are gone. Next, remove from heat, and add the previous ingredients. Refridgerate for two days.

After all the anxious waiting, remove your Root Beer Float from the fridge. Makes two servings (serve with ketchup).

by jules019 January 19, 2021


alaskan rat

when person A put's his/her nogin into another one's anus. Person B will shit into person's A mouth. Then they would both suck on the turd until it disolves. Turning the turd into what seems to be a rat with 20 STDS.

omg i wanna alaskan rat that sexy matteo

by ppman24 November 26, 2020


Alaskan Thot

every girl in Alaska who wears short shorts and a crop top in the -2° weather.

Jen: omg look
Jes: what is it
Jen: it's an Alaskan Thot

by Alaskan Thot January 26, 2019


Alaskan Water dragon

The Alaskan Water dragon is a sexual act that is primarily done on a women. The female fills your mouth up with water, while she’s giving you head. You jam your cock deep in your partners mouth as you finish and see the water and cum come out her nose.

Chloe wanted to try something new so we performed the Alaskan water dragon

by Thunder cock14 December 13, 2022


Alaskan Mudslide

A creation of a long specimen of feces, which once adequately frozen, is used as a dildo.

Man, David hit his broad up with an Alaskan Mudslide again. I can't figure out the allure. Maybe they are trying to save money?

by Sho'nuff Bull July 30, 2018