Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?
“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”
This is the WORST birthday ever
“Omg your birthday June 7th?? What a loser!!”
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The National Holiday in which the World celebrates Lina’s birthday
Hey, did you know it’s Lina Lou’s extravaganzas birthday?
The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando
*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."
When somebody, disrespects another person on their birthday on purpose.
Instead of my cousin, celebrating her best friend's birthday with her, she slept with that girl's man because she needed money. That Birthday Disrespect is grimey, yo!
Boy can eat out a there girlfriend pussy ( cat ) on there birthdays for a present
Omg i love eating out my girl as a present ( birthday pussy )
The rattiest friendly game mode in FIFA history. Infested by WC Al Owarians as well as baby Maldini's and Jarizhinos. A nightmare for every who does not spend 30 hours on FIFA23 every week.
Person 1: I just need one token bro, can a brother get a free win?
Person 2: I know bro this fut birthday cup is my last straw!