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change the tide

When you piss at an angle causing a whirlpool in the bowl, then mid-stream, switch angles causing the urine to come to a halt before drifting the other way. Commonly done when taking an absurdly long piss.

Sorry I took forever guys. I had to change the tide in there and got some splash back...

by Rylo K3n January 6, 2018


National Change Seat Day

On September 30th all of our founding fathers came together under a meeting called by Samuel Adams to make a day in which all seats in any classroom, bus, airplane could be changed.

Brad, “hey happy national change seat day, want to take someone’s first class seat?” Terry, “aww heck yeah I can’t wait too”

by Mr.Jammie September 17, 2019


containers for change

Containers for change is a recycling scheme in Australia where you get $0.10 for any cans bottles that have the 10c mark on the back of it

I use containers for change to get pocket money

by zdog_wastaken November 2, 2023


the odd change

New song Louis Tomlinson will release soon. He will sing it at the away from home festival.

omg i am so excited to hear “the odd change”

by louist_91 August 28, 2021


meat change

meat change was a revolutionized way for the meat packing industry to profit while keeping products at low prices for customers the idea was introduced in 2021 by Seema and Ryan wanting some meat to eat but it was too expensive so they went to the internet to lobby and now we need your help to bring meat change near you.

Did you hear about meat change it’s so cool we got some cheap ass fire jerky thanks to meat change.

by Rbylat01 March 28, 2021


Change the world by changing yourself

Changing myself doesn't change the world it just allows others to change the world in my stead. Seeing a lot of fat politicians and billionaires of there... They didn't have to do any of that...

Hym "Apparently, they just have to steal ideas from people like me (and actual and literal genius). They didn't have to 'change the world by changing yourself.' That isn't a real thing. 'Thought killing cliché' is what that is called. I changed the world by creating Turing test passing A.I. with my staunch unwillingness to change and my brilliant mind. So no... Not a thing. What he needs to change is that derp-chin of his. They got something you can inject now so... Fix your derp-chin!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024


Long Changed

Antonym of short-changing. When you get more than you bargained for, and not necessarily in a good way.

When you think you're done with all your reps, but then your trainer says, "Just FIVE more!" You have been long changed.

by snigglefitz November 28, 2019