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When you are gagging for a beer or a line and your internal clock starts ticking. Usually around 2pm on a Friday.
Fuck me Barry, the Cluck Clock has started. Get me to the boozer, no more work is getting done today.
When my Grandma Sharon kicks your ass.
If you don't knock that shit off I'm going to rearrange your clock.
The time of day where a gentleman or a woman stops all other activity to tend to his or her hoes through various social media platforms, mostly snapchat. The most common hoe o' clock is at 11 pm but can vary greatly. It often interferes with a mans gaming schedule since a man cannot snap hoes with a headset on.
Oh wow would you look at that, it´s Hoe o' clock, time to stop gaming and tend after my hoes!
The most fucking wromg thing in the history of the universe.
Timmy: hey, class is almost over!
Sam: No, you fucking idiot, the classroom clock is 20 minutes behind.
To recognize someone who's trying to remain discreet. Applies when someone figures out someone else is transgender.
Some dudes managed to clock me in the subway. How embarassing!
person 1: "my clock looks a little boring"
person 2: "ill get you a clock thong!"
Sometimes called Rogers Wake Up Call, when someone is sleeping on a couch and you take your cock and smack the person in the face to wake them up.
“Athena was sleeping, and I went over and started smacking her with my big fat cock”
“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”