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daves van is a van in churchy that sells heavy biffs to underage children also sells pretty nice sweeties x
let’s go daves van for some proper delicious ciggies x
A YouTuber who is the Australian equivalent to Dan Schneider.
Dave Lee Down Under really gets down under.
Owner of Squid Jig brand Egihead and professional Fishing guide and Quite possibly the best fisherman in Australia.
Wow, there’s Dave Austin. I want to go fishing with him
Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.
He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.
Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW
Stay away from these individuals
Hey Dave Parky how do I get a sore arsehole?
Dave Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! He likes to go about his day telling people how he went to prison for stabbing people.
Said person above drives for a local coach company in Preston.
Parky has two friends - Ste Hill with the “gout knees” & Eddie Keane also know as “monotone Eddie” both are fuckwhits who think are funny as fuck.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up
with a plan to sell knock off headphones "AirPods" to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry, bad news for them is that half of them didn't work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Dave Parky also likes to tell people how he likes to dress up as a unicorn on a weekend and get sucked off by his two mates.
Don't trust these men as you'd find your
arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding
Parky drives a new Mercedes while his mate hill drives a blue bmw.
Hey Dave parky, how do I get a sore arsehole?
When someone named Dave DOES something stupid or dumb
Dave: *wipes ass with t-shirt*
"Damn that was a Dave Moment!"
When someone pulls a Dave East and has horrible spelling and grammar, and is exceptionally (decent) at Minecraft Gun PVP.
You have trouble pronouncing "Bob?" That's such a Dave Moment