Don't Stop Believin'

Awful song written by awful band Journey.
Made popular by Family Guy.
Now covered by thick twats doing karaoke, appearing on X-Factor, and school musicals.
Considered to be the best song ever, by thick twats - only because Family Guy made it famous.

What's your favourite song?
Don't Stop Believin'
Who wrote that?
... I don't know.

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if it ain't broke, don't fix it

The old school version of predictive maintenance.

One of the quickest ways to break something is to fix it when it ain't broken.

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don't have to lie to kick it

It means you don't have to lie to impress a person or to be accepted. Basically its hiding something from someone or lying about something to fit in.

Me: I hate it when guys wear skinny jeans.

Marques: me too!

Me: Pshh you don't have to lie to kick it, i know you gotta pair.

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Slam Don't Give A Fuck

When someone DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK!

If Slam don't give a fuck, Craig don't give a fuck

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You like that don't you?

A passive-aggressive and patronizing (though light-hearted) rhetorical question, intended to ridicule someone for doing something trivial, whether it be eating, watching TV or anything that can be vaguely interpreted as being enjoyed. intended to embarrass or annoy the recipient as a form of banter/teasing.

I just caught you taking a huge bite out of that fat burger! You like that don't you?

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No I Don't Think I Will

The ultimate word to assert authority and possibly ruin someones life.

Friend: Yo bro wanna hang out?

Me: no I don't think I will

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don't fire on the two by the lorry

The single greatest quote in the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare campaign, said by Captain MacMillan in "All Ghillied Up".

"Don't fire on the two by the lorry. We'll have to take them out at the same time. "

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