Shut the front Door

A expression used when mad or angry. A replacement For Shut the Fuck up

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Shut the front door

This is the phrase you say when you are in front of young people, old people, and your boss. Or if you just don't want to cuss. It is a lot better than saying "What the fuck!?" Or "Shut your mouth!". It is a censor phrase and is commonly used by Stacey London on What Not to Wear.

Lisa:"Bobby and I got engaged!"
Amy:"Shut the front door!"

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Bomb Bay Doors

a pair of pussy lips that you can open and close them with your fingers (and/or penis) like bomb bay doors on an old World War II era bomber

that chick I fucked last night had pussy lips that open and closed like bomb bay doors when trusted my penis in and out!

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Back door parole

to commit suicide, or to die in prison.

Cellmate 1: I hate my life sentence!
Cellmate 2: Yeah, man. I'm probably gonna take a back door parole!

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Barn door Blowout

When yo nigga be down town tongue punching ya clam and you cum so good you rip a mean fart out the back door stankin like a dirty farm animal

Last night Jamal was going down on me and I decided to test true love when I hit that nigga with a Barn Door Blowout and he even tried to suck in my fart the second I let rip...in fact hewanted to share the Barn Door Blowout with me, so he hit me with a "Cup O' Soup." the rest is history....

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Door Ninja-ing

to successfully slide through a closing door without it touching you

yeah, he's been door ninja-ing all day

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rush double doors

A term used to execute a "Shock and Awe" type attacked, simular to the blitz, used by nerds and counterstrike players.

they'er not looking, RUSH DOUBLE DOORS!!!

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