A simplified version of regular English.
American English = English (Simplified)
The boringest class of all time
Damm I have to go to 5th hour English.
having sex with six people at once and then ditching half of them, named after king Henry VIII of england.
Damn, bob had an english henry last night!
Pirate English is the language of any direct translation from a given language to english in Google Translate, without any kind of mand-handling. Hence, the sentences might be difficult to understand.
Danish -> Pirate English
ALLE MAND PÅ DÆK! - ALL MEN ON TIRES!
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When a gay man pulls out from anal sex, and ejaculates into his partners mouth. Ass to mouth ejaculation.
Gary made Bill an English dessert last night.
Is buttcheeks.
I love etymology but every time I look up a definition of an English word, its buttcheeks. The English language is buttcheeks.