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National BIG BRAIN day, if you are born on February 8th you have higher than average IQ at least 2000 points, and you are probably DUMMY THICC
congrats buddy
Sara : damn he's so hot, I bet he's born on February 8th
Le monke : uh oh, stinky POOOOP
People born in February 8th with the beginning letter a,h,and e are very evil. Especially if they are born through 2000-2007. Stay away, or be very careful, their anger rises very fast.
“You were born February 8th ? What year?” “Oh, 2002” “oh no, see ya!”
National dead day. Every one is dead on February 8th
Person 1: Yo why you dead
Person 2: It’s February 8th
Person 1: dies
Throw your short friend out of the window day! Especially if their name begins with a S!
Lob that short ass out of the window it’s February 8th!
National happy birthday Tiger-lily day the day where everyone celebrates Tiger-lily and their birthday
Person: it’s February 8th
Other person: it’s Tiger-lilys birthday yay
Tiger-lily: *smile and waves*
The day the dinosaurs died due to a meteor hitting earth, and a fat fart made by a pack of humongous cockroaches.
Person 1: What day did the dinos die?
Person 2: Oh, February 34 of course!
Person 1: Oh ya, how could I forget!
National Slap Your Best Friend Day!
Josh: *slaps maria*
Maria: "Whats your problem"
Josh: "Today is February 2nd"
Maria: "and?"
Josh: "Its national slap your best friend day"