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People on born on February 28 have the biggest dicks and have the best personality’s and if you where born on this date your just sexy af
Oh he has a big dick he was born on February 28th
February 28th is bad bitch day if you were born on this day your a bad bitch
“What’s your birthday?”
“February 28th”
“You’re a bad bitch”
This means you can’t pee during February. If you pee you fail.
«Hey i just peed» «So you failed No Pee February»
the day when your parents/ friends who are taken give u one pathetic piece of chocolate from their whole box they got from their s/o and u feel single asf
person: hi mum
mum: hi kiddo, oh you didnt get any presents for february 14. here have one of these chocolates your mama got for me ** hands most disgusting flavour of the pack **
person: gee thanks mum
National makeout with your boyfriend/girlfriend day
Hey y/n *starts making out* what was all that? Its February 14!
It’s national ask your crush to be your valentines! Maybe even date..
February 14
Me: hey Lukas.. uh.. wanna be my valentines?
Lukas: sure.. how about date?
Me: YES