michael j. fox

the same as a dutch rudder except the assistant is sitting in an off-balance washing machine giving it that oh so desireable shaking sensation

steve and tony were bored so tony gave steve a michael j. fox to pass the time

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Fox News Drinking Game

A drinking game that can be played almost any time of day.

This is the "minority" version.
While watching an opinion program such as "Glenn Beck" or "Huckabee" watch for shots of the audience. If you see a Mexican you do 5 shots. An African American: 4, and Indian 3,an Asian 2, and 1 for anybody in between (non-white). You will most likely be able to drive home afterward.

This is the "constitution" version.
While watching "Glenn Beck" listen for any vague references to the constitution. Also listen for random buzz words such as "liberty" or "founding fathers". Take shots accordingly.

This is the "propaganda" version.
While watching any Fox News at any time, watch for Nazi or Soviet propaganda take shots accordingly.

We got wasted playing the "Fox News Drinking Game"

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fox news' myspace page

a source of notoriously unreliable information

"Condoms cause AIDS? Where'd you hear that? Fox news' myspace page?"

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what does the fox say

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

dude 1:what does the fox say?
dude 2:idk rofl i cant sing that with dignity

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Special Agent Fox Mulder

A character from The X-Files(1993-2002).
A paraniod F.B.I. agent who solves crimes dealing with the paranormal or the unexplained with an attractive partner Agent Dana Scully. He has no life and likes to stick pencils to the ceiling.

1) Agent Fox Mulder is one of the most unique characters ever made.
2) Wow, you did a Mulder. ( Meaning you stuck pencils to the ceiling).

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What Does The Fox Say?

RINGDINGDINGDINGDINGADINGADINGERINGDINGDINGADINGA
DING

"What does the fox say?"
"HATEEHATEEHATEEHO HATEEHATEEHATEEHO"
"What is your sound?"
"BABADBUPBUPBEEDUMBADEE
BUPBUPBAADUP"

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Fox News liberal

Niles and Frasier Crane type people who think they're liberals but are conservatives who sit on the couch all day to drink beer and watch Fox News. They also vote for Donald J. Trump. They're idiots.

Fox News liberals are self proclaimed liberals who are actually conservatives and listen to what the dumb fucks over at Fox News tell them.

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