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A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.
You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.
The rear pockets on a pair of pants or shorts where a partner may keep their hands for goosing.
She loves rocking goose mittens in the winter... I love it more.
When a person fails a jumping onto some ice
Dang bro he looked like a skating goose
Freshly shaven man plums.
A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.
You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!
Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?
Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”
A “Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure” reference.
Conversation that accidentally says “slip slap nigga goose”: slip slap nigga goose”
Jojo stan: is that a jojo reference?!?!
The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool
“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”
When the opposite sex comes on to you with normally a opposing sex saying that is taken as Innuendo for something sexual.
my gf and I were watching this movie, discussing how it was about tried alternative sexualities, and got to that line
"HE'S ON OUR TAIL COMING HARD". -Goose Necking over F14