Someone who is typically a dirt bag but suddenly redeems his or herself
Me: Did you read Anthony Scaramucci’s new interview in Vanity Fair slamming Trump?
Her: Yeah, he’s my scum hero
Dillusional idiot who named himself after a phone
But a pretty good friend no cap
Individuals that reside in a trailer park and commit great acts of greatness and stupidity
After chugging 24 beers and passing out, Kyle was crowned the "Square Box Hero" of the day.
A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.
LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.
(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)
In an alternate universe/ dimension Jesse James the most infamous killer of the wild west is a super hero!
Relentless and fighting for the people of the United States of America.
Person 1: So dude I was talking to a friend yesterday and we had this conversation about the wild west.
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: Dude what if Jesse James wasn't just and outlaw but a good guy.
Person 2: Dude! Super Hero Jesse James!
Person 1: Man we need to tell everybody!!
Person 2: You're right let's get goin.
when you're in hell, Satan will sometimes announce Guitar Hero Thursday if he's ran out of torture to give to folks.
Steve: hey, you gonna be there for guitar hero Thursday this week?
Jeff: nah, Satan and I have some unfinished torture to get to