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high school located in Palatine, Illinois all classes are divided into 8 periods. On the outside it looks like a prison and it's not really different on the inside.
The hall monitors act like security guards at the White House, some teachers are cool, others are total dicks.
It's divided into 3 floors, the 3rd floor is the math/science
section where a crap load of mexican kids hang out, the 2nd floor is the english/art section where there's a mix of both hispanic and whites and the 1st floor is where the gym,cafeteria and special need classes are located.
The only excitement is when a fight happens,and that doesn't really happen very often, but when it does, by the end of the day more than half of the kids know about it.
You have your typical cliques but there's really not a lot of rivalry, it's sort of race based but not always.
it's just a typical small town high school where one day blends in with another.
R.I.P. Chikis.
1. typic day at Palatine High School:
hall monitor: HEY! LEMME SEE SOME I.D.
kid hands I.D.
hall monitor: where are you supposed to be right now?
kid: i have a free period...
hall monitor: you know you're not supposed to be in the halls roaming around, it's a threat to our national security..
2.
kid 1; wtf?!?! I got 2 detentions for not wearing the required lanyard to school.
kid 2: yeah, I got a compulsory for not cleaning up the shit some other kid left before me in the lunch table.
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A place where kids go to school if they don't live close enough to Cabot or Searcy, or were unfortunate enough to go to McRae before the consolidation. Sorry, kids, you had to leave your crackhead town and now your mascot is the badger. Tough luck.
Home to many important figures, such as Mrs. Cook, Mrs. Sandlin, Mrs. Williamson (see lesbian), Mr. Barrentine (see Nazi), and many others.
It has about 800-900 students 9-12 grade, and most of them are pregnant. Those that aren't are male.
Also, most of the kids are on drugs like meth or weed.
Half of the kids dip in the middle of class, and the teachers don't care,
Some of the kids go to their cars and smoke during lunch, and no one notices.
All the funding goes to the landscape and the football team, so the computers, science, art, drama, and other programs all blow,
along with that whole, pesky "education" part of school.
All that's out the window.
The dance team is made up of a bunch of kids who aren't cool, skinny, or well connected enough to make the cheerleading squad.
Half the cheerleading squad is sleeping with the football team.
Half the football team is gay and doesn't want to tell anyone.
But I guess that goes for the baseball team and the basketball team, too.
The goth kids are almost all idiots who don't want anything except for their parents to give a shit and stop smoking ganja when they should be at a parent teacher conference
oh, and they want to not conform and be little bitches like all the preps, but that never works.
All the nerds are trying so desperately to be preps instead of just doing what makes them happy.
All the other kids in between are the ones who get pregnant, get arrested, or graduate and never leave.
All of us who work work shit jobs, and we never expect to be working there for the rest of our lives, but hey, someone has to be the manager.
See, the sad truth of it is, this is the place where we go to pretend that the world gives a shit about us and that we will be able to be all that we can be in the world, every single one of us, and that every jock will go professional, and every artist will make it big, while the establishment is busy filling our heads with nonsense and trying to get us to pay social security out of the paychecks from our shit jobs so they can retire from their shit jobs. They are trying to make us functional human beings, but really, they all know we're just a bunch of kids in a little town in a state no one cares about.
The good parts, though, are things like the band. The band is really good.
Another good part is the cafeteria food. It's pretty good.
And our test scores don't suck as much as some places in Arkansas.
But hey, if you win a race in the special olympics....
Private School Kid: "Hey, where do you go to school?"
me: "Beebe High School."
PSK: "... oh. That's cool, i guess."
me: "STFU"
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The schools security guards don't give a shit if the students skip class or leave the school.
The health teacher stares at the female students and is suspicious.
On 11 January 2008, Spanish teacher and track coach Matthew McGuire was arrested on charges of using his computer to solicit sex with a minor. Arlington County police arrested McGuire at his Alexandria home after investigating his online activities for several months. According to Alexandria court records, a detective posing as a 13-year-old girl named Jessica had several conversations with McGuire between March and December 2007.
A man accused of sneaking into Chantilly High School in Virginia and sexually assaulting at least one student was arrested after two other victims reported him, police said.
The 22-year-old went into the school while wearing a mask, and his victim initially thought he was another student, Fairfax County Police said.
Galata Bengessa, of Fairfax, walked into the school with students about 8 a.m. on Sept. 27, police said.
All of the girls dress like sluts and hoes and the black kids act obnoxious and idiotic.
The teachers don't care about the students and lets them skip class whenever they want.
So basically the school is full of rapist, racist, retards, tik-tok sluts, kids that think are from the hood (aka chantilly mews) but actually live in the apartments next to it.
J: yo dude remember Chantilly High school?
J⭐️: Yea and everyone smells like dissapointment. Including us.
McGavock High School is a high school in East Nashville around a mile east of Mile Marker 10 on TN-155 (Briley Parkway) If you are white and want to know what being a minority feels like, then step no further. McGavock will take care of your wanna-be oppressed needs. The average female body count at McGavock High was listed at 141.7 in the August 2021 AP Poll. This body count average ranks 2nd statewide and 88th nationally. 1 out of 40 students are armed during school hours. A crime elsewhere, but here, it is one-hundred percent the norm. Fights happen damn-near hourly here. Every single sports team is completely atrocious. This school lacks E-Girls and BDSM members, but makes up for it with their ultra-spicy-cheeto-free nude-hyperwhores. Even the teachers have body counts in the double digits. This school has more students with felony charges than the Texas Maximum Security Prison.
Kid A: Wow McGavock High School looks nice!
Kid B: You must be fucking blind.
Bedford high school is a big shit whole nobody send kids there
But still better that Mary's
Don't go Bedford high school
A gay school filled with fake girls and weird f-boys. Said to be a nerd school but is actually filled with fake and thotty freshies and sophomores who think they’re all that . Stay away from that school at all times!!!!
Friend 1: what school are you going to?
Me: terra high school
Friend 1: I’m so sorry for you
Moorside high school is shit year 7s act like fucking road men year 8 girls wanna cut them selves year9 and 10 all smoke weed and piss off the teachers year 11 act like big men and terror everyone and the teachers like to touch the kids
Wanna go moorside high school nah probably kill myself with a plastic chippy knife before I go there